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The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

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So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist:
Who's that guy?
Me:
Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist:
I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me:
No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist:
oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tumblingdoe:

wheezytumblr:

I’ve been so friggin busy all day shooting my short film that I didn’t even get a chance to post this video on Tumblr yet. It’s pretty much everywhere else at this point, but what the hey. I’ll post it here, too, in case some of you tumblrers haven’t seen it yet.

Now my face is wet.

I somehow wouldn’t expect anything less epic from Craig…and yet still…I am astounded…and SO HAPPY.

EPIC. (I kind of knew this was going to happen, but I had no idea it would be so epic.)